Fain mertul .... dar eu as da banii pe-un Kraz .... in conditiile de acolo e superior pe toata linia.http://www.russianmilitarytrucks.com/ph ... f=1&t=2478
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What do you call a Ural on steroids?
What do you call a KrAZ full of food?
What do you call a convertible KrAZ?
A truck where some schmuck just chopped off the roof to make a convertible. Factory-made KrAZ convertibles don’t exist!
What do you call a KrAZ with no doors or windows?
How many people in a KrAZ?
As many as they want!
How do you overtake a KrAZ?
With a Ural.
What is the difference between a KrAZ and the flu?
Americans have had the flu.
What is a KrAZ in 6 meters length?
How many people does it take to build a KrAZ?
None. The parts are too heavy for them to lift.
How do you reduce the wait for delivery of your new KrAZ?
Bring back political crime in Ukraine.
How do you tell if your KrAZ is made by convicts or ordinary workers?
The car assembled by convicts has nothing missing.
Once it leaves the factory it runs and runs and runs ...
How do two KrAZ drivers recognize each other?
If their truck cabs are the same height.
How do you know that your KrAZ has been burglarized?
If there's some suspicious character who has been paralyzed by the sheer awesomeness of the truck.
Did you hear about the dude who had his KrAZ broken into?
The thieves turned themselves in to the police after several million unsuccessful break in attempts!
What do you call a KrAZ driver who says he has a speeding ticket?
A liar. He probably had a Ural.
How can you tell a man driving a KrAZ?
No one messes with him.
How can you tell a KrAZ driver from the other people you don't mess with?
His truck is freakishly huge.
What's the difference between a Jehovah's Witness and a KrAZ?
You can beat up a Jehovah's Witness.
Why are KrAZ drivers like Iron Man?
They both fill their victims full of dread.
What is the similarity between a KrAZ and Leonid Brezhnev?
Neither are actually from Russia!
What's the difference between a KrAZ and a dragon?
A noble knight can slay a dragon.
Whats the difference between a KrAZ and a tampon?
The tampon will fit in any vending machine known to man...and several known to monkeys!
I had to part with my KrAZ as it was costing too much,
Those huge tires were too hard to find.
How do you double the value of a KrAZ?
Give it a cool paint job.
Bolt a laser cannon to it.
Can Ural accelerate to 120 km/h?
No, unless you strap a jet engine to it.
What is the maximum acceleration of a KrAZ?
What happens if you apply rust remover to a KrAZ?
The rust remover disappears.
Don't forget the KrAZ emergency get-you-home kit!
A rocket launcher
What occupies the last 6 pages of the KrAZ User's Manual?
The political enemies of Soviet Ukraine.
What do you call a rusted KrAZ?
An abomination of mankind.
What's the definition of an optimist?
The owner of a 6x4 KrAZ.
The owner of a KrAZ painted like the Ghostbusters vehicle.
The owner of a KrAZ with a space shuttle launch pad.
Want to buy the new 64 valve KrAZ?
64 in the engine, 64 in the radio, and a free Nintendo 64.
How do you recognize a KrAZ Sport?
When there's a basketball, football, baseball, or such painted on the side.
What do you call a KrAZ with twin exhaust pipes?
A battleship cannon.
What do you call a KrAZ with automatic windows?
The new 2011 model.
Why does a KrAZ have a rear windshield wiper?
To remove the cars that crash into them.
Why does a KrAZ have heated rear windows?
To incinerate nosy drivers behind you.
Why does a KrAZ need one spare wheel?
Because it's not a Lada.
A guy goes into his local garage and asks "Do you have a windshield wiper for my KrAZ???"
"Are you stoned? You must be in the wrong joke" replied the man in the garage.
What do you get if you fit a turbocharger to a KrAZ?